Silomasays

Kenyans are always crying about everything and anything. It is always about fuel, CBC, subsidized ‘not for sale’ fertilizer on sale, unga , public debt, ooh sijui the port is getting grabbed etc. If I were the Chicken Sella, sworn in barely two months ago, I would have kept you guys busy with other things. I would be like… “Itumbi, kuja hapa. Hii Wakenya wanataka kitu itawafanya wakuwe busy.” “Kweli Mhesh. Wanaongea sana! Nilikuwa na ideas kiasi….” “Hebu leta hizo ideas zako tuskie…” “Mhesh nilikuwa nafikiria ukienda COP 27 ufanye kainterview na mtoto fulani ako hapa amepanda miti kushinda miaka yake times a sausand. Si unajua Wakenya na vitu soft soft! Watasahau bei ya unga kidogo.” “Enhe! Lakini sitaki kuwa kama regime ya zamani, nataka long-lasting solutions.” “Hapo kwa long-lasting niko na idea ingine controversial kidogo lakini si saana.” “Now I am all ears. Controversy sells. Niambie” “Nilikuwa nataka ushike ororo.” “Wewe Itumbi wacha maneno yako bwana, hii lugha ya vi